Bruce Lee Vs The World

[JGatefield2005]

Now only gd martial artist will answer this 1.

Who would win Bruce Lee or The World?

Simple Answer

I Would Say Bruce Lee Coz No1 Had The Speed Like He Did!!!!!!!!!!

[Garland]

I hate the world.
The bastard...I hope he gets him good for me....always given me shit...

Hey...maybe that's what been causing global warming???!!!!

[Sensei Saki]

That's too bad.Thanks for the info.Why do you hope for he gets him good for him or her
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.Can I help you?Perhaps. Where were you causing global warming THAT?

[Garland]

Saki...take some grammer lessons, bitch!
Stop stalking me or I'll get a restraining order!!!

[martialarm]

Sensei Saki you avatar is mesmerizing !

[Sensei Saki]

Um, Thanks for telling me:
said I avatar is mesmerizing.

[martialarm]

how the hell you answer so quick???

Im still looking !!

[Garland]

She's on drugs, hommie!!
Crack-shot crazy ass ho.
She can READ YO MIND!!!

[Zell]

Bruce would have won, no doubt...

[gregimotis]

Bruce Lee vs. Twelve six-inch tall Mike Ditkas?

[Britt]

Since this is the internet and all, I do have to point out that Lee was simply incapable of being defeated. Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed. A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again. Bruce Lee is widely regarded by most paleontologists to have traveled back in time and beat up the dinosaurs, causing their extinction. Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown. Pangea is believed to have separated after it lost a bet against Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is the unrecognized and uncredited winner of the last nine Super Bowls. Bruce Lee once got in a fight with the air and beat the shit out of it; this is the reason that people now get asthma. in 1960, Bruce Lee traveled to the bottom of the Marianas trench to challenge it to a fight, but the trench backed out. Bruce Lee voluntarily left the Garden of Eden three days before Adam and Eve after leg wrestling the unicorns into submission. Mars was a moon of the Earth before being kicked out of orbit by Bruce Lee. Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed. When he rose again the next morning, his pants would fly onto his legs rather than fight him.

[Garland]

um....big whoop.
I do that in an evening, and I'm always home to make sure dinner makes it self for me, or I'll kick it's ass.

[Zell]

Heh...

Britt is funny...

Maybe that some people worship bruce too much...

but, he was an exelent martial artist though...

[gregimotis]

Since this is the internet and all, I do have to point out that Lee was simply incapable of being defeated. Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed. A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again. Bruce Lee is widely regarded by most paleontologists to have traveled back in time and beat up the dinosaurs, causing their extinction. Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown. Pangea is believed to have separated after it lost a bet against Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is the unrecognized and uncredited winner of the last nine Super Bowls. Bruce Lee once got in a fight with the air and beat the shit out of it; this is the reason that people now get asthma. in 1960, Bruce Lee traveled to the bottom of the Marianas trench to challenge it to a fight, but the trench backed out. Bruce Lee voluntarily left the Garden of Eden three days before Adam and Eve after leg wrestling the unicorns into submission. Mars was a moon of the Earth before being kicked out of orbit by Bruce Lee. Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed. When he rose again the next morning, his pants would fly onto his legs rather than fight him.

BRITT! Black belt in the internet funny.

[Kenpodog]

Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm not sure that "The World" is such a good opponent.
It's VERY OLD and has a fighting record of 0 wins and 1 loss.
Here is a picture of it's last fight where ATLAS was about to
thow it over his shoulder when the towel was thrown in!!


You JKD guys have a great sense of humor!!!