59 SECONDS or less to Victory

[mushinmaster]

Liu Kang

I always used Lui kang with a furry of bicycle kicks and fireballs - then finish with the Black Death Dragon Fatality or the spike fatality. I've never had a 30 sec KO though edro. I must train harder. Will you be my master?

JOHNNY you wanna step in on this one? Do you use the secret characters for 59 sec or less? You turn invisible, don't you!

[JOHNNY]

RELAX and free your mind from foolishness...only you know who you are and have nothing to prove to anyone on this forum...Johnny (no belts and no BS my friend)

[Szczepankiewicz]

Go on. Go on and skin that smokewagon and see what happens....

I will take you OUT boy. Ol' Rayden and his flying torpedo death chant will turn you into a crispy critter....

I hereby challange Mushimoto to a death match in Mortal Combat I for SNES!

I'll be buying my bus ticket to SGF tomorrow! Don't forget, I know where you are punk!


SZ

I freed my mind from foolishness first thing this morning. Don't care what they say, Chocolate flavored Exlax is NOT an after dinner treat.....No belts but lots of BS....

[mushinmaster]

Hey hey hey - I said bicycle kicks and fireballs - that's Mortal Kombt II and higher!

Lui Kang always beats Rayden - Lui is the supreme ultimate champion of Mortal Kombats I-XXXVII

I'm gonna use the dragon animality death mutation and eat your lightning bolts and crap thunder!

JOHNY - it's interesting that you keep putting no BS up there - I think this whole thread has been a bunch of BS!

[Szczepankiewicz]

You just like the chicken noises he makes when he flies through the air like Peter Pan.....

[mushinmaster]

You just wanna your way with a guy nicknamed "thunder god"

[Szczepankiewicz]

Isn't that what they nicknamed you on the Water Polo Team??? Scored 32 goals and set a school record, even while wearing the water wings....

[mushinmaster]

ehh - we call 'em floaties out on the east side, brother

[Szczepankiewicz]

I thought floaties were those things that WERE NOT supposed to be in the pool!?

Like baby ruth candy bars and such....

SZ

[mushinmaster]

Baby ruth candy bars?
Is that what you eat so you can bench 330??

[Szczepankiewicz]

I was referring to the scene in Caddyshack....

Yes, they are highly nutritious and oh so chewy with the peanuts....


SZ

[mushinmaster]

Caddyshack?
You old timer, you're talking to a youngster here.

I think that came out before I existed.

[crazyjoe380]

two days before newyears i was at homeboys house..and his brother (older) was being a dick.....

so words turned to violence and he wanted to knuckle up..
ONE RIGHT CROSS ..HE WAS OUT soon as he stepped back, and put his fists up i swung...what's that 4 secs? 8 secs?

out on the kitchen floor..bitches were going nuts! jocking me telling me "oh you knocked him out" all on my dick n shit... 12 MINUTES OF SLEEPYTIME FOR HIM LOL






I broke my finger..RIGHT HAND IN A CAST

[TracyKarate]

Let's all keep in mind that he is "not" bragging here.

[mushinmaster]

Traceykarate - what happened to humbleness??