any suggestions?

[Tom Yum]

Any Suggestions?

Sure.

Grow up.

Write something usefull (yes, I know I'm an illiterate writer, but somehow your writing is worse ).

If you're really having a problem with some folks, be polite/professional and tell them you'de like to work things out. Don't give them a reason to mess with you. Keep it short and simple.

If that doesn't work, keep the same polite/professional approach but approach them with a law-enforcement officer as a witness or whomever keeps the deed restrictions in your neighborhood.

Lastly, it wouldn't hurt to have something to back it up and the willingness to use it. Knives? Blunt objects? Firearms (illegal in Canada).

Gerber foldable knives seem to wear out faster than Smith & Wesson, even with regular upkeep probably because you can probably buy one anywhere (even in Canada!). Check legal limits on blade length in your state.

Pick up a knife fighting art. Kali? Silat? or if you want to get more exotic kalaripayat...work up your drills thousands of times until they're second nature. Never discuss.

Get a nice sized machete and trim your tree limbs with it while those guys watch. Tell em you can't wait to meat....emphasize that you made a mistake and that you mispronounced meet as meat.

A good swift hack with your full body weight behind it can go through a solid pine tree branch (diameter = 3" or ~ 8 cm).

[treelizard]

Pick up a knife fighting art. Kali? Silat? or if you want to get more exotic kalaripayat...

Do you study Kalaripayattu?? A friend of mine saw an episode on it, on a series called Deadly Arts, that she said was just stunning. Her favorite part was the teenage girl who found a guy with a large vegetable or gourd on his abdomen (even though she was blindfolded and many others were positioned around the room without moving) and cut cleanly into the vegetable without touching a hair on the guy. Would be interested in hearing more about this art. I found some articles online but am looking for more.

Oh, here's the link to the show: http://fittv.discovery.com/tvlisting...=0&channel=FIT

[The_Judo_Jibboo]

Is story time finally over?

jubabji, you're obviously entertained by this on some level because you keep coming back to the thread! Personally I find this story hilarious. Fanman, the set up you've got going could have been written by a retarded Tarantino, and i mean that as much as a compliment as is possible. Go to the meeting! I want to hear what happens! lol

[Tom Yum]

Do you study Kalaripayattu?? A friend of mine saw an episode on it, on a series called Deadly Arts, that she said was just stunning. Her favorite part was the teenage girl who found a guy with a large vegetable or gourd on his abdomen

uhhhh......that wasn't a vegetable gord......jk

No, I don't practice Kalaripayatuu, but am very fascinated by it. I am actually more fascinated with the style's staff work because their drills are like nothing you see from most TMA weapon sets.

[Sensei Saki]

I lost my train of thought.What was it?
"it" being vegetable gord?That sounds like pride.

[Tom Yum]

I lost my train of thought.What was it? "it" being vegetable gord?That sounds like pride.

I don't think that had to do with pride.

[fanman.]

Ok so i noticede their was a highly modified sports coupe that looked like it had been keyed parked outside them black peoples’ house as well as a smart car. i also noticed that their was no rap music pumpin so i knew somethin was up. so i got on my ninja outfit and sneaked over to there house. i lookd In one of da windows, and there i saw it: them black guy’s, the mullet man (pen guy) and the bjj guy were all sitting around talkin and lookin very serius an very angry. And one black guy had a baseball bat the other was sharpening a machete and the mullet man had a samyurai sword and the bjj guy was dressed up like his was gonna be fightin in UFC (his pants are so tight a could tell wat religion he is). Then one of em saw me!!!!!!!!!!!!! They all got up and ran out of the room. i ran for my volvo and got in and drive off as fast as a could.
the mullet man in his smart car was following close behind, and behind him was a large sedan with hydrolics and with rap music pumpin and a highly modified sports coupe. not surprisingly, the mullet man fell behind rather quickly and was no longer problem for me. But the other two were hot on my tail. As my volvo is perfect in every way except speed, i could not out speed them so I had to do some tricky shit. Soi was going as fast as i could and weaving in and out of traffic, sometimes driving on wrong side of the road when there was not many cars comin the other way. then I com up with a brillient idea: all them empty bear bottles in the car!!!!!!! so I threw them out the window one by 1 and as hard as I can so they i make sure they break. (i am so smart!!!!1) and so i hear a noise an the rap music pumpin started to faid as a get further away from them black guy’s, cause they musta ran over the broken glass and the tire popped or deflated. Oh, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . but the bjj guy was stilll close behind, and without the others he was now catching up. BANG!!!!!!!!!! He ran up the back of me and i almost lost control. So I had to do somethin quickly or else I would be GONE. So i swerved to a sudden stop and my car spun 180 degrees. unable to stop quickly due to his high speed, the bjj guy sped passed me. While he was still stoppin, I took the opportunity to get out and run into an alley way and hide in a dumpster. But he soon came and found me. He uttered some strange cry’s, and then picked me up out of the dumpster and started to try and to tombstone me. But I was too fast (musta been the ninja outfit!!!) and I punched him hard in the balls, and he released his grip. Without thinkin, I just reached into my jacket and pulled out somethin, i didn’t have time to think of what it was, i was gonna throw it at him but my hand was tremblin so much with fear that I dropped it. But that turned out a good thing: a cloud of smoke rised from it and I took the opportunity to run away (that’s so cool, he probably thought I dissapeared with some ninja magic!!!!!!!!).
so I got to my car and managed to escape, and am now stayin with ma bro again. Don’t think I’ll ever go back to my house, and I like livin here anyway (ma bro makes good pankakes!!!!) so I might stay here a LONG time. and a might get some of my office buddie’s to go over to my old house (they should take some weopons) or hire some removalists to get all ma important stuff to take to my knew resedance (my bros house).

Man, did I make a mess of my life!!!!!!!!! But I didn’t mean to!!!!!!!!! To qoute steven segul on exit wounds: “what am I, a sh!+ magnet?” Any suggestions on how I can make a new start with my life, and also avoid the mistakes that got me into this mess? Would be greatlly apresiated. Tahnks.

[THT]

I repsect the creativity, but please learn English. Like the spelling.

[Tant01]

Reminds me of the dukes of hazard....

Stoopid as hell but still not funny

[fanman.]

I repsect the creativity, but please learn English. Like the spelling.

allright i will trie too learn english, i Wil studie Hard day an nite untill i Can spel an right proply:

[THT]

allright i will trie too learn english, i Wil studie Hard day an nite untill i Can spel an right proply:

Wonderful! I'm sure someone will have a new found respect for you.