Is BJJ gay?

[treelizard]

This is very unfortunate. More people will probably see this and believe it, as apposed to asking people who actually do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. In fact I had a conversation with a friend who must have seen this clip... and said she heard Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is for gay guys.

Personally, I'm all for it... More BJJ guys for the rest of us!!

[Tim Mousel]

Hey, look, Tim's nemesis is back. I wish I had a nemesis.

Britt, it's not too hard to have a nemesis. Here are the easy steps to follow if you want one:

1. Use very simple sentences. Anything complex will not be understood.
2. Politeness will attract the attack from the rude T-3.
3. Open a can of whup ass and T-3 will keep coming back for more.

Hope that helps Britt.

Tim

[EmptyneSs]

well i promise you one thing, even if you were one of the gayest guys in the world, sex would be the last thing you would be thinking of when someone is trying to tearing your shoulder out of its socket, or snapping your elbow joint like a twig, and trying to strangle you with your own clothing.


however, some guy in bjj told me that he went to train at a wrestling club in the castro district of san fransisco once. he said it was the worst decision he ever made.

[Eyegouge]

Tim, you should boot T-3 in the face...not because he's your nemisis but because his name is the same as the worst terminator movie ever made.....and he called you gay....

oh and use a steel toed boot....please.

[treelizard]

I know they did studies that showed that homophobic men react to gay porn at significantly higher rates than men who aren't homophobic. So it just always cracks me up when tough guys get all defensive about shit like this.

Anyways, I think all women reading this should take full advantage of it though. I've already sent e-mails to all my girl friends to let them know that if they want to get with one of the BJJ guys, all they have to do is ask him to come over to prove he's not gay.

Yael (not a homophobe)

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Can't watch it here at work but is it any gayer than 2 guys wrestling?

[Tom Yum]

I've already sent e-mails to all my girl friends to let them know that if they want to get with one of the BJJ guys, all they have to do is ask him to come over to prove he's not gay.

Gives a new meaning to commonly used MMA terms such as ground n' pound, rear naked mount, hip bump escape from the guard.

[treelizard]

No way dude, those are way too complicated. I was thinking more like, "Hey baby, wanna grapple?"

Gives a new meaning to commonly used MMA terms such as ground n' pound, rear naked mount, hip bump escape from the guard.

[T-3]

Britt, it's not too hard to have a nemesis. Here are the easy steps to follow if you want one:

1. Use very simple sentences. Anything complex will not be understood.
2. Politeness will attract the attack from the rude T-3.
3. Open a can of whup ass and T-3 will keep coming back for more.

Hope that helps Britt.

Tim

What do you know about politeness, fool? I don't think you've ever been "polite" a day in your life. The only thing you're good at opening up is a can of K-Y! Ya FREAK!

[Tom Yum]

"Hey baby, wanna grapple?"

What's your favorite submission ?

[Tom Yum]

What do you know about politeness, fool? I don't think you've ever been "polite" a day in your life.

Tim's a pretty laid back guy and he's hillarious.

The only thing you're good at opening up is a can of K-Y! Ya FREAK!

You must be the 0.5% that lie...

[Ska_theory]

So far this thread as been hilarious...


Since I appear to be the only queer on this board, i should say for the record that apart from BJJ not sounding too practical in a hostile multi-opponent scenario, the main reason why I would never wish to do BJJ is that I would never be able to tell anyone without being laughed at.

I'm sticking with punching and kicking.

[Britt]

Britt, it's not too hard to have a nemesis. Here are the easy steps to follow if you want one:

1. Use very simple sentences. Anything complex will not be understood.
2. Politeness will attract the attack from the rude T-3.
3. Open a can of whup ass and T-3 will keep coming back for more.

Hope that helps Britt.

Tim

Thanks, good advice. I've been trying to figure out how the whole T-3 thing, and I'm imagining that he/she must be a former student or training partner turned evil, and you two have a kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Vader thing going on. I don't remember any children at your academy when I was in Houston, so I'm guessing when T-3 turned evil he/she must have come in all Darth Vader "Revenge of the Sith" style and given them the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick into oblivion.

So far this thread as been hilarious...


Since I appear to be the only queer on this board, i should say for the record that apart from BJJ not sounding too practical in a hostile multi-opponent scenario, the main reason why I would never wish to do BJJ is that I would never be able to tell anyone without being laughed at.

Dude, you should have seen what a dork I was in junior high and high school. Getting laughed at for rolling around on the ground is nothing compared to that.

[Tom Yum]

Dude, you should have seen what a dork I was in junior high and high school. Getting laughed at for rolling around on the ground is nothing compared to that.

You haven't changed.

Just like the time you tried to open up the panels in the cielings to go peep in the girls locker room, but fell through instead and started "rollin' around on the ground".....jj.

Behold, I am your new nemesis.

I have the following attributes: (on the adjusted advanced Dungeons & Dragons Scale out of 10).

Fight Ability 6
Agility 7
Strength 8
Endurance 6
Psyche 9
Intuation 8
Thinking -100

Hit Points -5000 - pillow fights can inflict mortal damage.

[Britt]

You haven't changed.

Just like the time you tried to open up the panels in the cielings to go peep in the girls locker room, but fell through instead and started "rollin' around on the ground".....jj.

You're never going to let me forget that one, are you? That was, like, almost a week ago! It's ancient history!

Behold, I am your new nemesis.

I have the following attributes: (on the adjusted advanced Dungeons & Dragons Scale out of 10).

Fight Ability 6
Agility 7
Strength 8
Endurance 6
Psyche 9
Intuation 8
Thinking -100

Hit Points -5000 - pillow fights can inflict mortal damage.

I'd post my stats, but I'll have to go dig up my character sheet.