Lets stop Reading Kevin Green's post

[RobertG]

SATAN RULES SATAN RULES SATAN RULES.

DEAL WITH IT YOU NON BOWING DOUCHEBAG! YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN AND SUFFER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY WITH DOUCHEBAGS! THE ANGELS WILL RIP YOUR FLESH OFF AND BOIL YOU IN ACID! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DAMN DUDE, YOU'RE A ****ING DOUCHEBAG.

[RobertG]

In the immortal words of The Wu Tang:



Shaolin shadowboxing, and the Wu-Tang sword style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could be dangerous
Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Chorus: RZA

Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother, bring da mother****in ruckus
Bring da mother****in ruckus

Verse One: Ghostface Killah

Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk
Aw shit, Wu-Tang Clan spark the wicks an'
However, I master the trick just like Nixon
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole era
Hardrocks is locked the **** up, or found shot
P.L.O. style, hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
I blow sparks like Waco, Texas

Verse Two: Raekwon the Chef

I watch my back like I'm locked down, hardcore
Hittin sound, watch me act bugged, and tear it down
A literate type asshole, songs goin gold, no doubt
and you watch a corny nigga fold
Yeah, they fake and all that
Carryin gats but yo, my Clan
Rollin like forty Macs
Now ya act convinced, I guess it makes sense
Wu-Tang, yo sewwwwwwwww, represent
I wait for one to act up
Now I got him backed up
Gun to his neck now, react what?
And that's one in the chamber
Wu-Tang banger, 36 styles of danger

Chorus

Verse Three: Inspectah Deck

I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick bitches
I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin
Wu-Tang slang'll leave your headpiece hangin
Bust this, I'm kickin like Segall, Out for Justice
The roughness, yes, the rudeness, ruckus
Redrum, I verbally assault with the tongue
Murder one, my style shot ya knot like a stun-gun
I'm hectic, I wreck it with the quickness
Set it on the microphone, and competition get blown
By this nasty ass nigga with my nigga, the RZA
Charged like a bull and got pull like a trigga
So bad, stabbin up the pad with the vocab, crab
I scream on ya ass like your dad, bring it on...

Chorus

Verse Four: The Genius/GZA

Yo, I'm more rugged than slaveman boots
New recruits, I'm ****in' up MC troops
I break loops, and trample shit, while I stomp!
A mudhole in that ass, cause I'm straight out the swamp
Creepin up on site, now it's Fright Night
My Wu-Tang slang is mad ****in' dangerous
And more deadly than the stroke of an axe
Choppin through ya back *swish*
Givin bystanders heart-attacks
Niggas try to flip, tell me who is him
I blow up his ****in prism
Make it a vicious act of terrorism
You wanna bring it, so **** it
Come on and bring the ruckus
And I provoke niggaz to kick buckets
I'm wettin CREAM, I ain't wettin fame
Who sellin gain, I'm givin out a deadly game
It's not the Russian it's the Wu-Tang crushin
Roulette, slip up and get ****ed like Suzette
Bring da ****in ruckus...

Chorus

So bring it on...(X7)

[RobertG]

How about some Snoop Dogg now?



( Tray-Dee )
I bang with the gang that don't need no intro
We run from East Long Beach to West South Central
Credentials, to kick flows and rip shows,
dip 4's and pimp ho's while the indo blow
You know that west coast low mentality
Focused on reality but livin in a hole notha galaxy
We keep it straight hard but guard the spot
Bangas snatch chains in the parkin lot
Don't matta there still be fine ho's to gatha
Pick about the thickest bitch and I gots to hav ha
It's routine the coupe clean let's hit the sho
You know we all ****in once they glimpse the po
Wit the satin in my hand pack the gat on my lap
Cuz it's hatin when your skaten and your pockets is fat
Don't act for a minute like your ass surprised
Just reconize the real way that gangsta's ride

( hook, Snoop )
If it ain't chronic don't blaze it up
And if it ain't a chevy don't raise it up
You know we keep it bangin don't fake the funk
So all the real niggaz stay gangsta'd up
We makein papa only suckas claim to touch
By stickin to the script and neva changin up
You know we keep it bangin don't fake the funk
Keep it real mother****a stay gansta'd up

( Goldie Loc )
It's goin down mother****az like dat
Sounds like Battlecat been upstairs wit Zapp
And the nockin don't stop
I hope nobody don't call the cops
It don't stop the beat'll make your pop block
Na betta yet cuz dis shit'll keep your glock cocked
You think I'm trippin fool I ain't bullshittin
You betta read up on dis shit to keep the latest non-fiction
Watch out for the friction
Dis West Coast on mine
And **** anybody dssin nigga lissen
Dogg House style cuz I'm a gangsta crip
C-walkin holdin on the extra clip
Now you wanna be a frend
But you gunna make me unload and slap the other clip in reload
You wanna go toe to toe
Sit my pistol down on ground on the pound nigga hell no

( Butch Cassidy )
I must stay gangsta'd up cuz it just lives in me
And when I seen enuff I guess dats when I'll free sumbody
Once said from willie c. nigga dont speek on me
I wont stop so let me be we are from the streets sumboby

( Snoop Dogg )
I'm a Long Beach East Side mad ass lunatic
Gang bang slap a bitch nigga out to get a grip
On the grind gettin mine ask the homiez on the 9 2 o you know
We still own niggaz who talk bitch shit
Real niggaz feel dis let's get rich
Under the sun with the young 2 ones TLC's and all the DPG's
Down for whatever who eva wanna see me now
You lookin like me i guess you wanna be me now
It take a hole lot to be Snoop D-O-dub
You gotta put it down and always stay g'd up
All star shoes with the G apparel
If I fall in the club i mite bust a pair of Stacy Adams
You neva catch me lookin R&B
I mite be in a 3 piece suit lookin way OG
Blazin a ounce with the homie cat
Or Ruff Dogg cuz i luv puttin huslas on the map
I keep it gangsta for sho do lo
And always got the muth****in do-do smoke
For all my loc's an ken folks dis is for y'all
Let me hit sumthin dogg
Beware of my clique
We hopin and dropin nuthin but the gangsta shit

( hook )

( Snoop talkin )
Dogg House sumthin for the 9-5 plus for pennies
Tray-Dee, Goldie Loc
My nigga Battlecat on the beat huslas for life
West Side
You can't spell the West without the E-S
Ah yes we connectin y'all
Thats how we do it ( do it to em, do it to em )
And we out ( see ya, see your )



You gotta love the Original Hip Hop Lyric Archive.

[RobertG]

And now for something completely different:

1. What is Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

ATHF for short, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is about a trio of human-sized food products that solve mysteries and fight crime, but do it really half-assed. They live in the suburbs of Southern New Jersey (Unoin, according to the creators). They constantly do battle with the inventions of a strange scientist named Dr. Weird who has a lab on the South Jersey Shore.

7. Who and what are the characters?

Master Shake:

Master Shake is a giant white shake cup with a purple straw. He is the leader of the group and he enjoys being an ass to the other members. He gets bored with the cases really fast and would much rather go swimming in the neighbors pool or watch TV, although his favorite pass-time is tormenting Meatwad. His powers are shooting a green glob of shake/ice cream about a foot from his straw, activated by saying the words "SHAKE POWER!"

Frylock:

Frylock is a red box of French Fries with the fries acting as hands. He has a goatee and there is some sort of jewel on his back. He is the smartest member of the ATHF and has his own computer. He keeps the group on task and is usually the one to solve all the mysteries. His powers include shooting a beam out of his eyes that can blow stuff up, lift things, or start things on fire. He also has a Frydar that is used to trace things like brain activity, phone calls and scents. He enjoys day trading and he owns some nifty gadgets like a keyboard, computer and a cloning machine (which created an army of hybrid moth/brownie/monster clones).

Meatwad:

Meatwad is the brown, shape shifting, one-toothed meatball with the funny voice. He has the ability to shape shift into a few things including: an igloo, a hot dog, a bridge (the meatbridge), a wheel (for pulling the Dangercart to the next crime scene), and a man for when they are looking for babes (this causes him cramps). He also has the ability to take his brain out so it won't get wet and he can go swimming and still float. He sleeps on a grill )which, according to the creators, "keeps his meat from falling apart") and loves dancing to tunes on his "jambox" as well as playing with his home-made dolls, Dewey and Vanessa. He is constantly tormented and picked on by Master Shake. He can't count. He has an addiction to the skee-ball game "Harvest Time", because he wants to win a ten speed bike.

Carl:

Carl is the Aqua Teens next door neighbor. He is bald, overweight and hairy and wears grey sweatpants, a white tank top, flip-flops and a fat gold chain. He has a typical Jersey accent. He is the owner of the pool that the Aqua Teens spend most of their time in. He works out of the home, but it is never really revealed what it is that he does. He drives a car with the words "2 Wycked" on the side. His house is for sale. He likes 70's/80's rock and has been to a lot of concerts back in the day.

Dr. Weird:

Dr. Weird is the strange scientist that is always creating stuff in his lab on the South Jersey Shore (which is really the Belle Isle Asylum) that takes over the town or causes chaos throughout Jersey. He uses grant money that is supposed to be used to cure diseases and stuff. He has a funky hair-do, a glass jar/container over his head (called the "Hairarium" according to the creators), horn rim glasses, a cape with the letter "W" on the front and yellow gloves. He also doesn't wear any shoes. His inventions include: the Rabbot, the Mechanical Frog, the Rainbowmaker 400, Mothmonsterman, a large rock guitar with a wall of speakers and a black hole/vortex, a giant spider that raps and wears a showercap and a diaper (which was originally his fiance) and a Time Space Contin.. which froze up on him.

Steve:

Steve is Dr. Weird's Assistant who provides nothing to the show. He just stands around with a glass vile in his hands and is the guinea pig for Dr. Weird's Experiments. He wears a white lab coat, yellow glasses and has a tall orange hairdo.

The Leprechauns: (Appeared in "Escape From Leprauchpolis")

There is the Irish one, Flargon; the blonde one (who is really from Rhode Island and is half Korean), Merle; and Dingle, the strange fat one with red hair who can only distinguish between "feet" or "no feet". The leprechauns came to Jersey seeking shoes and treasure. They used a laptop to lure people to their hideout in the park so they could steal their belongings with the Rainbow machine that they stole from Dr. Weird.

Mothmonsterman: (Appeared in "Bus of the Undead")

Mothmonsterman is just that... A moth and a man combined to make a monster. He escaped from Dr. Weird's lab and was drawn to the light from Master Shake's "Shake Signal" He has the lower body of a man, the head and arms of a moth, and wings. He wears khakis and brown shoes.

The Mooninites: (Appeared in "Mooninites" and "Mooninite's Revenge")

The stuck-up, 2-dimensional Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err, came from the Moon. Ignignokt is the large green one and Err is the small purple/pink one. They travel around in a purple space ship and everything they do makes sounds from old Atari 2600 games such as Pac Man and Canyon Bomber among others. They claim to be advanced in everything they do. They can jump higher, spell better and the Moon they come from has 5 thousand dimensions so they say. They have laser guns, but also possess the power of the "quad laser" which is a combination of four laser guns at once. They came to Earth to cause chaos and mayhem. They enjoy getting toasted and doing drugs like pot and nitrous.

The aliens from beyond Pluto: (Appeared in "Space Conflict From Beyond Pluto" and "Bad Replicant")

The two aliens from "Beyond Pluto", Emory, (the green one) and Oglethorpe, (the orange one) travel around in their spaceship meeting new people and then betraying them. It is Oglethorpe's idea to cause chaos and melt their new friends in their "melterium" (which also serves as a virtual pizza sea and a trip through a horses inner organs), Emory just wants to barbeque and have a good time. They both wear sweatbands, but Oglethorpe wears his around his neck. Their pointy arms squirt soap out of them that smells like waste but keeps their ship clean. Oglethorpe has a heavy German accent.

Ol' Drippy: (Appeared in "Ol' Drippy")

Ol' Drippy is a monster created from mold that was formed in a pile of junk the Shake left in the kitchen. He is gray with a white area on his head. He is very well mannered and calm all of the time. He helped Shake feel better after letting Shake eat the majority of his head, being that he was made out of 50% penicillin. He sacrificed his life in order to push Shake out of the way of a moving truck and is now stuck in the grill.

MC Pee Pants: (Appeared in "MC Pee Pants")

Originally intended to be Dr. Wierd's fiance, MC Pee Pants is a giant spider who wears a shower cap and a diaper. He pretended to be an 11 year old rapper that sang songs about candy with hidden meanings. His real plan for everyone listening to his songs was to "jack them up on candy and then use their hyperactive bloodsugar to power a drill that would bore a hole straight into hell and unleash demons to run a global diet pill pyramid scheme".

[RobertG]

STRONG BAD EMAIL!!!

[RobertG]

See douche I can totally hijack your douchey thread.

I shall defeat you and your evil ways!

[RobertG]

Title: The Man With Three Buttocks

From: Monty Python's Flying Circus

Transcribed By: unknown





Eric Idle: And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks!

Host (John Cleese): I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who... (pause)
Mr. Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were...
(pause) Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe
that whereas most people have - er - two... Two.

Frampton (Michael Palin): Oh, sure.

Host: Ah well, er, Mr Frampton. Erm, is that chair comfortable?

Frampton: Fine, yeah, fine.

Host: Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your... (pause) rump.

Frampton: I beg your pardon?

Host: Your rump.

Frampton: What?

Host: Er, your derriere. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.

Frampton: What's that?

Host (whispers): Your buttocks.

Frampton: Oh, me bum!

Host (hurriedly): Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Frampton, have
a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.

Frampton: I got three cheeks.

Host: Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering, Mr Frampton, if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... (pause) a quick visual... (long pause). Mr Frampton, would you take your trousers down.

Frampton: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me
trousers down on television. What do you think I am?

Host: Please take them down.

Frampton: No!

Host: No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.

Frampton: I been on Persian Radio, and the Forces' Network!

[kevin green]

NOW SIT UP ON YOUR HIND LEGS AND SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE PIGGIE.

[RobertG]

Title: Pilate's Chamber

From: Monty Python's Life of Brian

Transcribed By: Dwayne A. X. E. E. ( CS107124@YUSOL )

Edited By: Adam Fogg





(Brian is hauled into Pilate's audience chamber. It is big and impressive,

although a certain amount of redecorating is underway. The Centurion salutes.)



Centurion: Hail Caesar.

Pilate: Hail Caesar.

Centurion: Only one survivor, Sir.

Pilate: Thwow him to the floor.

Centurion: What, Sir?

Pilate: Thwow him to the floor.

Centurion: Ah!

(He motions to the two Roman guards, who throw Brian to the ground.)

Pilate: Now, what is your name, Jew?

Brian: Brian.

Pilate: Bwian, eh?

Brian: (trying to be helpful) No, *Brian*.

(The Centurion cuffs him.)

Pilate: The little wascal has thpiwit.

Centurion: Has what, sir?

Pilate: *THPIWIT*.

Centurion: Yes, he did, sir.

Pilate: No, no, thpiwit...bwavado...a touch of dewwing-do.

Centurion: (still not really understanding) Ah. About eleven, sir.

Pilate: (to Brian) So you dare to waid uth.

Brian: (rising to his feet) To what?

Pilate: Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly.

Centurion: And throw him to the floor, Sir?

Pilate: What?

Centurion: THWOW him to the floor again, Sir?

Pilate: Oh, yeth. Thwow him to the floor.

(The Centurion knocks Brian hard on the side of the head again and

the two guards throw him to the floor.)

Pilate: Now, Jewith wapscallion.

Brian: I'm not Jewish ... I'm a Roman!

Pilate: *WOMAN*?

Brian: No, *ROMAN*.

(But he's not quick enough to avoid another blow from the Centurion.)

Pilate: Tho, your father was a *WOMAN*. Who wath he?

Brian: (proudly) He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrison.

Pilate: Oh. What was his name?

Brian: Nortius Maximus.



(An involuntary titter arises from the Centurion.)



Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?

Centurion: Well...no, sir.

Pilate: You sound vewwy sure...have you checked?

Centurion: Well...no, sir. I think it's a joke, sir...like...Sillius

Soddus, or...Biggus Dickus.

Pilate: What's so funny about Bigguth Dickuth?

Centurion: Well,...it's a...a joke name, sir.

Pilate: I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Bigguth Dickuth.



(Involuntary laughter from a nearby guard surprises Pilate.)



Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in

gladiator school vewwy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.



(The guard tries to stop giggling. Pilate turns away from him. He is angry.)



Brian: Can I go now sir...

(The Centurion strikes him.)

Pilate: Wait till Bigguth hears of this!



(The guard immediately breaks up again. Pilate turns on him.)



Pilate: Wight! Centuwion...take him away.

Centurion: Oh sir, he only....

Pilate: I want him fighting wabid wild animals within a week.

Centurion: Yes, sir.

(He starts to drag out the wretched guard. Brian notices that

little attention is being paid to him.)

Pilate: I will not have my fwendth widiculed by the common tholdiewy.

(He walks slowly towards the other guards.)

Pilate: Now...anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwend-

(He goes right up to one of the guards.)

Biggus ... Dickus. He has a wife you know.

(The guards tense up.)

Called Incontinentia.

(The guards relax.)

Incontinentia Buttockth!

(The guards fall about laughing. Brian takes advantage of the

chaos to slip away.)

Thilenth! I've had enough of this wowdy webel behaviour. Thtop it!

You call yourselves Pawaetonian guards? Thilence!

(But the guards are all hysterical by now. Pilate notices

Brian escaping.)

You cwowd of cwacking-up cweeps. Theize him! Blow your noses and

theize him! Oh, my bum.

[Toudiyama[NL]]

This man is so stupid that he starts to post in a thread I started against him

So actually RobertG you are hijacking my thread, but this seems to be the only way to stop him or at least slow him down

can I ask Tim to remove all his post from my thread?

[Tom Yum]

Hey Kev, did you get any north-south with John Holmes this evening? Guess it explains why your a huge fan of Judo.

[swagman]

Goes and sits

on the totally bewildered and lost couch, to scratch his nads and watch the world go by, still with no idea wtf is going on !!!

[Lizard]

Originally posted by kevin green


NOT BOWING IS PAYING TRIBUTE TO THE AMERICAN FIGHTING MAN! FOR IT IS HE THAT HAS MADE THIS COUNTRY THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH,WHERE ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. WITH THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS ,THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH ,FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION,AND FREEDOM TO WORSHIP THE GOD OF YOUR CHOICE IN THE WAY YOU SEE FIT.
THIS MOVEMENT TO ABOLISH FORCED BOWING IS DEDICATED TO
THE AMERICAN FIGHTING MAN AND ESPECIALLY TO THOSE THAT WILLINGLY GIVE THEIR LIVES FOR THIS COUNTRY!

"ON THE WINGS OF EAGLES....."

So.. I'm allowed to carry a missile launcher with me at all times, swear at children and old ladies, hang around with drug dealers, and worship the devil. And no one in america will try to stop me? that is so totaly sweet I wish a ninja would chop off my head just to prove this isn't a dream...

[kevin green]

BOW TO THIS !

News flash ; JUDO COACH JOHN HOLM REPORTS THAT HIS STEPDAUGHTER HAS JUST PLACED FIRST IN HER DIVISION AT THE NATIONAL LADDER TOURNAMENT. THIS IN ADDITION TO WINNING THE TRIPLE CROWN IN JUDO THAT IS FIRST PLACE ALL WITH IPPONS (FULL POINT SCORE) IN THE USJI USJA AND USJF JUNIOR NATIONALS. PLUS SHE RECENTLY IN THE LAST MONTH OR SO PLACED FIRST IN THE US JUNIOR NATIONAL OPEN BEATING THE BRAZILIAN CHAMP, MEXICAN CHAMP ETC. SHE ALSO WENT UP IN HER DIVISION TO COMPETE AGAINST THE 21 YR OLD AND UNDER DIVISION WHERE SHE ALSO TOOK FIRST PLACE! SHE IS 14 YRS OLD.
THIS WILL NOT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT COACH HOLM HAS TRAINED OLYMPIC TEAM MEMBERS.IN 1980 MIGUEL TUDELLA AND STEVE SECK WERE ON THE US OLYMPIC TEAM BUT WERE DENIED THEIR CHANCE TO COMPETE BECAUSE OF THE US BOYCOTT OF THE 1980 MOSCOW OLYMPICS BROUGHT ON BY THE SOVIET INVASION OF AFGANISTAN.
COACH HOLM AT THIS WRITING HAS PRODUCED 37 INDIVIDUAL NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL FIRST PLACE CHAMPIONS. HE RESIDES IN THE SEATTLE WASHINGTON AREA.

[RobertG]

Title: The Knights Who Say "Ni"

From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Transcribed By: unknown





Voice over: Meanwhile, King Arthur and Bedevere, not more than a swallow's

flight away, had discovered something.



Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Arthur: Who are you?

Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!

Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!

Knight of Ni: The same.

Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?

Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!

Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!

Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!

Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who

lives beyond these woods.

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!

Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

Arthur: Well what is it you want?

Knight of Ni: We want.....



(pregnant pause)



A SHRUBBERY!!!!

(dramatic minor chord)

Arthur: A *WHAT*?

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!

Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.

Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never

pass through this wood... alive.

Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a

shrubbery.

Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.

Arthur: Of course!

Knight of Ni: And not *too* expensive.

Arthur; Yes!

Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!



(music)



Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?

Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.

But there is one small problem....

Arthur: What is that?

Knight of Ni: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "Ni"!

Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!

Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,

zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".

Other Knight of Ni: Ni!

Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.

Arthur: What is this test, o Knights of.....

Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?

Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....



ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

(another minor chord)

Arthur: Oh not *another* shrubbery!!

Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,

you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly

higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path

running down the middle.

Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!

Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the

mightiest tree in the forest...

Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!