How do you chat up women ?

[koto_ryu]

a) Unless you are after lesbians, stop being such a pussy.

b) Don't bother people on the bus.

Jubaji can teach you masturbation techniques later, as you can tell he never gets any from his generally sunshiney attitude He's a certified grandmaster in the art of Wak Dong

[jubaji]

Jubaji can teach you masturbation techniques later, as you can tell he never gets any from his generally sunshiney attitude He's a certified grandmaster in the art of Wak Dong

Splashing Hands Technique!

[koto_ryu]

Splashing Hands Technique!

LOL good one Don't forget Sticky Hands either

[Thai Bri]

Grey Ghost - where the flook were you when I was 15!

[GrayGhost]

Thai Bri, I can't tell if that is sarcasm or not.

[adacas]

if you really want to get chicks then buy the entire 5-6 seasons of sex and the city and offer to watch it with them. Ofcourse you will need to learn a few jedi mind clearing tricks in order to survive such torture. Or better yet offer to watch Sex and the City and instead put in a porno called "Sex in the City." Remember...it was an honest mistake.

[Thai Bri]

It wasn't. As a teenage nerd I would have loved a step by step guide like that.

But now, as a middle aged nerd, I have my artner! And wonderful she is too!

[GrayGhost]

Hey man right on. Its great to have someone. Also it's great to be a nerd. I've been a nerd ever since I got into computers.

But, it's not cool to be a square. I hate squares.

[Thai Bri]

As a square nerd myself I don't know whether to laugh or cry.......

[jubaji]

But now, as a middle aged nerd, I have my artner! And wonderful she is too!

As long as you keep her properly inflated, right?

[Thai Bri]

Im the balloon in this relationship.

[jubaji]

Lol


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[koto_ryu]

Guys,

How do you chat up women ?. What do you say to them to get them interested in you ?.

Sometimes I am scared of talking to women on buses and trains . Has anyone done this ?. How should I go about this.

Here's a few lines for you to try:

1) Want to go for pizza and make out? "What, you don't like pizza?"
2) So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.....
3) Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
4) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
5) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
6) Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
7) You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
8) I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?
9) I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
10) I have a .357 Magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? (This one never fails!)

(^^ And I deliberately avoided the sexual ones, so as not to offend any females on here )

[adacas]

And I deliberately avoided the sexual ones, so as not to offend any females on here

Being a male i am offended by the fact that you did omit those.

[adacas]

10) I have a .357 Magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? (This one never fails!)

I damn near fell out of my chair at this one.