I accidentally invited the Mormons to my house.

[Blue Wave Gym]

Thanks for the insightful and witty commentary.

[matbla]

they said they sent me a free bible to my house
they did and the next day they showed up at my house i did not answer it
then they called me and ask me if i got it and did i like it and 2 days later they werer back at my door i told them to leave or i call th cops they let and they called to see scence you got the bible do you want someone to come over i said they did i told them to leave or i call the cops
just letting you know how stupid they are by have a good weekend

[DickHardman]

ah yes, the old and new testament make for some great reads. if you liked those, you guys may enjoy some of the stories about paul bunyan and pecos bill. some other good reads are 2,000 leagues under the sea, the adventures of robinson crusoe, the count of monte cristo etc.......all great stories...

[DickHardman]

btw when they get to your house, you should let them in and serve them 40 oz beers and a fat joint and try to persuade them out of their brainwashed cult.

[7r14ngL3Ch0k3]

did they let you phuck their spare wives and daughters??

[Tom Yum]

I tried a new beer recently.

Its called Chang beer, from Thailand. Suprisingly fresh and smooth.

[Bjjexpertise@be]

I personally still think Heineken is where it's at.

[jubaji]

Yebisu for me.

[DickHardman]

the real good stuff.....

[Thai Bri]

I find it bloody annoying that such a serious topic has been spoilt by irrelevant posts.

Grolsch is best by far.

[Guest]

My kind of thread:

Guinness always as a first choice.
If it's real ale then Theakston's Old Pec or Martson's Double Drop
If it has to be lager then Corona, Peroni or Cobra.

"Beer, my one true weakness, my achilies heel if you will".

[Blue Wave Gym]

Wow talking about what beers you like in a post about religion very original. Dick talking about drugs how new.

[Guest]

Yeah yeah, shut up and get me a beer

[Ghost]

Theakstons Old Peculiar!
I love that stuff, my dad has bought me a bottle nearly every year since i was about 16 at xmas, and a bottle of spitfire lol.

[GQchris]

just watch that Southpark episode Southpark Mormons and that will be all you need to know.